#ok

We were looking for a 'good shepherd,' and instead we got a German shepherd. ↗

— Pope Benedict XVI

#good #got #instead #looking #shepherd

What I always do is just look at the players, look at the best 11 they can put on the pitch. ↗

— Alan Hansen

#best #i #i always #just #look

I rarely drink, I don't smoke, so my vice is probably creating. I'm addicted to creating. And women. ↗

— Andre Benjamin

#creating #drink #i #probably #rarely

I am really looking forward as I get older and older, to being less and less nice. ↗

— Annette Bening

#being #forward #get #i #i am

Look for the woman in the dress. If there is no woman, there is no dress. ↗

— Coco Chanel

#look #woman

Genuine polemics approach a book as lovingly as a cannibal spices a baby. ↗

— Walter Benjamin

#baby #book #cannibal #genuine #lovingly

We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off. ↗

— Alan Bennett

#dickens #had #humanity #me #never

Stupidity trumps Machiavelli almost every time when you are looking for an explanation. ↗

— Robert Foster Bennett

#every #every time #explanation #looking #machiavelli

Maybe because she's smaller than me she might look taller. ↗

— Amber Benson

#look #maybe #me #might #she

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive. ↗

— Stella Benson

#bond #cursed #families #family #jokes