#ok

My mother is looking forward to it even more than me! I'll be showing her the bright lights of New York. ↗

— Tom Felton

#bright lights #even #forward #her #i

Oh God, you know what would be really good for me is a dog locater - it would save me the hours that I have to spend looking for my dog. ↗

— Tom Felton

#god #good #hours #i #know

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. ↗

— Emily Carr

#could #dug #eye #feel #go

When I was 9 or 10 years old it wasn't the thing to be seen doing - reading a book in your spare time. ↗

— Tom Felton

#doing #i #old #reading #seen

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it. ↗

— Howie Carr

#barack #barack obama #best #boat #boats

You look at the descriptions of Whitey by law enforcement during his early years, and they sum him up pretty well. He was the same guy 40 years later; he just had $40 million more, and had committed 40 more murders. ↗

— Howie Carr

#descriptions #during #early #enforcement #guy

A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#implausible #jokes #sound #surprising #true

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#comedian #find #funny #happen #i

Quentin and I were constantly finding something new that we had in common and comic books were one of them. I think we were talking about comic books much earlier in our relationship, before I had the part. ↗

— David Carradine

#before #books #comic #comic books #common

I'm one year away from 70 and I've had a good run. I really believe I'm okay. ↗

— Freddy Fender

#believe #good #had #i #okay