#ok

In 1800s Paris, women were prohibited from studying the nude human form, because this would've ruined the wedding-night surprise. (Surprise! It's a penis.) ↗

— Cracked.com

#humor #humor

I'm an open book. But some of the pages are stuck together. ↗

— Kelli Jae Baeli

#humor #open-book #pages #humor

Now, public libraries are most admirable institutions, but they have one irritating custom. They want their books back. ↗

— Cecil B. DeMille

#humor #libraries #humor

The answer to all of life's problems are out there somewhere its just a question of finding the right book ↗

— Tammy Blackwell

#humor

I decided long ago that life's absurd. If you don't develop a sense of humor, it will drive you mad. ↗

— James Maxey

#age

With no reason to hide these words I feel, and no reason to talk about the books I read, but still, I do. ↗

— Morrissey

#humor #life #lyrics #music #humor

There ain't a body, be it mouse or man, that ain't made better by a little soup. ↗

— Kate DiCamillo

#humor #humor

And even, if circumstances required, a contingency plan for his contingency plan's contingency plan. ↗

— Frank Beddor

#circumstances #contingency #glass #humor #looking

We lose our soul, to find our life. ↗

— Joanne Crisner

#inspirational #loss #lost #inspirational

Books were safer than other people anyway. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#book-quotes #books #bookworms #love-for-books #love