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I'm not squeamish at all. As a child I dragged a dead squirrel home on my skateboard and cut it open and tried to look at its brain. ↗
— Jessica Biel
#child #cut #dead #dragged #home
No man knows till he experiences it, what it is like to feel his own life-blood drawn away into the woman he loves. ↗
— Bram Stoker
#dracula #love #experience
Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull. ↗
— Ambrose Bierce
#dust #empty #erudition #into #out
Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. ↗
#clever #joke #noted #philistine #pleased
There's a difference between criminals and crooks. Crooks steal. Criminals blow some guy's brains out. I'm a crook. ↗
— Ronald Biggs
#blow #brains #criminals #crook #crooks
This book that I just wrote is going to be coming out very soon to Australia. ↗
#book #coming #going #i #just
I'm not running around the world looking for ways to create hostilities. ↗
— John Bolton
#create #hostilities #i #looking #running
Children's books are often seen as the poor relation of literature. But children are just as demanding as adult readers, if not more so. I should know. I'm a children's writer myself. ↗
— David Walliams
#books #children #demanding #i #just
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one. ↗
— Robert Byrne
#committed #ever #good #good book #many
It would be really hard to get serious about anything political today unless it was a joke. ↗
— Carla Bley
#anything #get #hard #joke #political