Robert Byrne

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#believes #flunked #geography #heart #his

To err is human, to purr is feline. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#err #error #feline #human #humor

Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#nature

The purpose of life is a life of purpose ↗

— Robert Byrne

#life

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#his #into #life #man #politics

The purpose of life is a life of purpose. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#life is a #purpose

Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#appliances #burn #byrne #circuit #electrical

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#allowed #being #candidate #democracy #dislike

Partying is such sweet sorrow. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#sorrow #such #sweet

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#flux #including #quo #state #status