Robert Byrne

To err is human, to purr feline. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#feline #human #purr #to err is human

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#another #imagine #man #mile #smell

Getting caught is the mother of invention. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#getting #invention #mother

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#aggravation #children #dislike #early #early age

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#farewell #left #memorial #party #service

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#get #gift #ideas #out #people

Prejudices save time. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#save #time

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#kinds #people #start #those #two

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#allowed #being #candidate #democracy #dislike

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#flux #including #quo #state #status