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One race, Many cultures, One place.


Geoffrey M. Gluckman


#one-love #respect #tolerance #unity #love

Bitten? You mean you're a-" "A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #humor #jace-wayland #maia #simon-lewis

Regin the Radiant and Emmaline Troy: 'Alrighty then, have it your way- you're on your own... Now, if you come across a leech, no offense, remember your training.' 'None taken. And would that be the sword training where you fly past my defenses and swat me on the ass, chirping, 'Dead!'? Another swat. 'Dead!'? Yeah, I'll get right on that.' 'No, that would be the training where you sprint like hell whenever you hear that I'm looking for you to train.


Kresley Cole


#kresley-cole #romance #funny

Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything.


Ilona Andrews


#cerise #fate-s-edge #funny #ilona-andrews #the-edge

Nix: We're not leaving without her. So unless you want permanent houseguests of the destructive sort, just hand her over.


Kresley Cole


#immortals-after-dark #kresley-cole #nix-the-ever-knowing #funny

No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE


Andy Ostrom


#cooking #entertaining #etiquette #funny #humor

She'd made him watch every Alien movie. Most of the goriest scenes were accompanied by his dialogue: 'Ach, that's no' - that's just no' right.... Bloody hell, this canna be right.


Kresley Cole


#funny #kresley-cole #funny

He'd given her the mother of all hangovers - a run-in with the wrath of grapes.


Kresley Cole


#funny #kresley-cole #funny

Nix and Emma: 'Looks like you just found a new talent.' 'Great. Why couldn't I be good at underwater origami or something?


Kresley Cole


#kresley-cole #nix-the-ever-knowing #nucking-futs-nix #funny

Mass narcolepsy is one of the more fortunate side effects of profundity. It ensures everyone will have a singular awareness of life that won’t overlap with yours.


Bauvard


#humor #narcolepsy #profundity #sleeping #funny






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