#om

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#finds #forty-one #i #kill #love

I was teaching in one of the universities while the country was suffering from a severe famine. People were dying of hunger, and I felt very helpless. As an economist, I had no tool in my tool box to fix that kind of situation. ↗

— Muhammad Yunus

#country #dying #economist #famine #felt

It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you. ↗

— Roger Zelazny

#ass #kill #pain #someone #try

I should point out, however, that at first some difficulty was experienced in observing the phenomena predicted by the theory, owing to the extreme smallness of the variations in the period of oscillation. ↗

— Pieter Zeeman

#experienced #extreme #first #however #i

Local casting is just something I love doing. ↗

— Benh Zeitlin

#doing #i #i love #just #local

Someone once told me that movies are a universal passport. And it's true, wherever you go. ↗

— Benh Zeitlin

#me #movies #once #passport #someone

When the men kill, it is up to us women to fight for the preservation of life. ↗

— Clara Zetkin

#kill #life #men #preservation #up

I will go to the next election saying to Australians, vote for me, vote for the Liberal Party, and I will become your PM. So I'm offering myself as the alternative PM - that's one way people describe the Leader of the Opposition - but I'm not in politics for myself to realize a personal ambition. ↗

— Malcolm Turnbull

#ambition #australians #become #describe #election

God gives me the children's ministry heart and patience. This is what He wants. It's awesome. I don't know where He's gonna take it - but God is building this thing. ↗

— Willie Aames

#awesome #building #children #gives #god

I realized there was very little in Hollywood I would ever feel comfortable doing. If I kept one foot there and one foot in my Christianity, I would never grow. ↗

— Willie Aames

#comfortable #doing #ever #feel #foot