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It's critical - that the people that are benefiting today from Medicare and Social Security that they not see benefit reductions. It's awfully hard to tell someone who might be 82, that they've gotta go back to work, because their benefits are gonna be chopped. That's not gonna happen.


Fred Upton


#back #because #benefit #benefiting #benefits

Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me.


Dave Chappelle


#because #doing #going #i #know

I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.


Dave Chappelle


#famous #i #like #me #might

You got to be careful of the company you keep.


Dave Chappelle


#careful #company #got #keep #you

After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.


Dave Chappelle


#becomes #contrived #joke #just #much

Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.


Dave Chappelle


#field #very

I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.


Dave Chappelle


#always #come #else #fact #full

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.


Cher


#come #girl #man #mean #meantime

The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.


Dave Chappelle


#business #coming #harder #leaving #only

Right now I'm just thinking about school and trying to get those grades and keep them up! In case I become a Norma Desmond when I grow up, I can have something to fall back on!


Anna Chlumsky


#back #become #case #desmond #fall






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