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New York City in life was much like New York City in death. It was still hard to get a cab, for example.


Colson Whitehead


#death

Blood is really warm, it's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming.


Ryan Mecum


#haiku #horror #humor #zombies #humor

How do you kill something that's already dead? Nobody knows enough about them. Ask Jason. He'll have an opinion. Wait a moment. Rachel could see Corinne talking to Jason, but they were too far ahead to hear. He says you chop them up into little pieces. But what if that infects you with the disease? Jason leaned closer to answer Corinne quietly. She laughed. You let Nollin do it.


Brandon Mull


#brandon #humor #mull #rebellion #seeds

His question is pretty dangerous for me to try to answer, so I don’t—it continues to hang out there like the stained underwear at a slumber party that goes unclaimed.


Jen Naumann


#humorous-quotations #ya #young-adult-fiction #zombies #life

She sticks to the rules, because it's all she's got. It's like her feelings dried up and they were replaced with a pile of useless laws. Like my appendix. Don't know what I need it for, but it's still there.


Monica Valentinelli


#zombies #zombies-life #life

Michael understood. "Not really. My gear is mostly blindfolds, feathers, and shit I got from the pet store. All the good stuff is expensive." There were online catalogs full of it. Leather and metal. Gags and hoods and cuffs and rope. That's what you really needed when the zombies came.


Amelia Beamer


#zombies #love

Our virus is a lot smarter than the ones you see in zombie movies. It doesn't make its victims stagger around slobbering and moaning so anyone in their right minds would run the other way. It gets you cozying up to people so you cough and sneeze it right into their faces. We just need the vaccine. Then we'll be okay.


Megan Crewe


#plague #virus #zombies #movies

I don't like zombie movies, they're just plain silly.


Wayne Gerard Trotman


#films #movies #silliness #silly #zombies

When Jesus said “Whoever eats my flesh & drinks my blood has eternal life” John 6:54 He was CLEARLY talking to Zombies & Vampires


Pablo


#bible #blood #jesus #life #religion

Americans worship technology. It's an inherent trait in the national zeitgeist.


Max Brooks


#max-brooks #science-fiction #technology #world-war-z #zombie






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