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What’s the worst possible thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now. You’re probably thinking of words like slut, whore, bitch, cunt (I told you not to hold back!), skank. Okay, now, what are the worst things you can call a guy? Fag, girl, bitch, pussy. I’ve even heard the term “mangina.” Notice anything? The worst thing you can call a girl is a girl. The worst thing you can call a guy is a girl. Being a woman is the ultimate insult. Now tell me that’s not royally fucked up. ↗


— Jessica Valenti


#eye-opening #feminism #gender-inequality #insults #men

She says it's really not very flattering to her that the women who fall in love with her husband are so uncommonly second-rate. ↗


— W. Somerset Maugham


#love #marriage #women #love

Marry, and you will regret it; don’t marry, you will also regret it; marry or don’t marry, you will regret it either way. Laugh at the world’s foolishness, you will regret it; weep over it, you will regret that too; laugh at the world’s foolishness or weep over it, you will regret it either way; laugh at the world’s foolishness or weep over it, you will regret both. Believe a woman, you will regret it; believe her not, you will also regret it; believe a woman or believe her not, you will regret it either way; believing a woman or not believing her, you will regret it both ways. Hang yourself, you will regret it; do not hang yourself, and you will regret that too; hang yourself or don’t hang yourself, you’ll regret it either way; whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both. This, gentlemen, is the essence of all philosophy. ↗


— Søren Kierkegaard


#laughter #marriage #philosophy #regret #women

On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. ↗


— H.L. Mencken


#men

The ultimate sexist put-down: the prick which lies down on the job. The ultimate weapon in the war between the sexes: the limp prick. The banner of the enemy's encampment: the prick at half-mast. The symbol of the apocalypse: the atomic warhead prick which self-destructs. That was the basic inequity which could never be righted: not that the male had a wonderful added attraction called a penis, but that the female had a wonderful all-weather cunt. Neither storm nor sleet nor dark of night could faze it. It was always there, always ready. Quite terrifying, when you think about it. No wonder men hated women. No wonder they invented the myth of female inadequacy. ↗


— Erica Jong


#humor #men #sexism #women #humor

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment. ↗


— Warren Farrell


#independence #marriage #men #women #marriage

heavily tattooed women can be said to control and subvert the ever-present 'male gaze' by forcing men (and women) to look at their bodies in a manner that exerts control. ↗


— Margo Demello


#women #men

The difference between a house and a home is like the difference between a man and a woman-- it might be embarrassing to explain, but it would be very unusual to get them confused. ↗


— Lemony Snicket


#truths #men

A man does what he can; a woman does what a man cannot. ↗


— Isabel Allende


#men-and-women #men

What a woman wants is a reaction. What a man wants is a woman. ↗


— Charles Bukowski


#sexes #women #men






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