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It's just so sad what we're willing to do for the Joey Spinellis of the world, you know? The mutilating, the tweezing, the enhancing, the plumping, the pinching, the waxing, the starving, the sweating, the bleaching. And for what? So you can wake up next to THAT in thirty years? What are we thinking?? ↗


— Yvonne Prinz


#true #women #funny

...never touching, never talking, just smiling and keeping our eyes locked. ↗


— Ned Vizzini


#funny

A woman only drools on a man when she can't swallow his pride. It would be sacrificing her integrity to drool on the furniture. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #furniture #humor #integrity #men-and-women

A well-read woman is a dangerous creature. ↗


— Lisa Kleypas


#reading #wallflowers #women #humor

Vampires, like virgins or priests, are things that women believe in. We must never fail to humor them in such matters. ↗


— Brian McNaughton


#vampires #women #humor

Over time, I have realized that at 20, you can wear too much makeup and people assume you're a slut. Do it at 40 and they think you're a sea witch. ↗


— Melodie Ramone


#women #humor

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you. ↗


— Criss Jami


#anatomy #biological #biology #brain #cognition

Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window ↗


— Josh Stern


#comedy #humor

Some women have a huge problem being on the recieving end of rejection from a man yet they wanna do all the rejecting but they don't want a man to reject them and I think it's hypocritical that some women attack men for having preferences because women reject men for every reason you can imagine. ↗


— Unknown


#men-and-women #rejection #imagination

I see. I imagined that he was cast out of all decent society". "If society were really decent, he would have been ↗


— George R. Gissing


#victorian-era #women-s-issues #imagination






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