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It was Will who broke the silence. “Very well. You have me alone in the corridor—” “Yes, yes,” said Tessa impatiently, “and thousands of women all over England would pay handsomely for the privilege of such an opportunity. Can we put aside the display of your wit for a moment? This is important. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor

The children were overwhelmingly morbid. Not a single adult asked me where butterflies go when they die, but this question was more popular than pixie sticks with the under-four-foot set. I cursed parents for not preparing their children. When I was five, my mother and sister sat me up on the kitchen counter and explained the facts of life: the Easter Bunny didn't exist, Elijah was God's invisible friend, with any luck Nana would die soon, and if I ever saw a unicorn, I should kill it or catch it for cash. I turned out okay. ↗


— Sloane Crosley


#jewish #kids #life-lessons #humor

What’s your name, then? ”Tessa looked at him in disbelief. “What’s my name?” “Don’t you know it? ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor

Tessa knows Will,” protested Charlotte. “She trusts Will.” “Iwouldn’t go that far,” muttered Tessa. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor

Because nobody but a reader ever became a writer. ↗


— Richard Peck


#inspirational #inspirational

We all fall sometime but it's those that get back up and try again that make the difference. ↗


— Gary Revel


#perseverance #inspirational

Hello," he greeted her cheerfully. "You must be Alan of Trebond. You're very hardy to have made it this far the first day. Has anyone said what we try to learn in here?" Alanna said the first thing that came to her lips. "The only thing I know is that I jump when I'm told to and I have no free time. ↗


— Tamora Pierce


#humor #lesson #pert #humor

We kings do develop a certain ability to recognize objects under our noses. ↗


— Robin McKinley


#observation #royalty #humor

A friend asks, "Tell me one word which is significant in any kinds of relationship." Another friend says, "LISTEN! ↗


— Santosh Kalwar


#humor #listen #listening #relationship #humor

Vampires, like virgins or priests, are things that women believe in. We must never fail to humor them in such matters. ↗


— Brian McNaughton


#vampires #women #humor






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