#on

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. ↗

— Dave Barry

#been #fan #gigantic #i #rolling

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid. ↗

— Dave Barry

#almost #anything #came #down #every

The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire. ↗

— Dave Barry

#empire #historical #just #like #now

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. ↗

— Dave Barry

#dennis #example #explained #full #laws

I just wanted to be a guy who could earn a living as an actor, and I did that for a long time. ↗

— Gene Barry

#could #did #earn #guy #i

Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time. ↗

— Lynda Barry

#fool #helping #how #humor #realize

I've learned in most areas of my life, to bounce heated choices off other people. Co-workers, my agent, my wife, a sponsor, etc. A majority of the time, that keeps me on the right side of things. ↗

— Kurt Sutter

#areas #bounce #choices #co-workers #etc

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up. ↗

— Todd Barry

#bring #celebrity #classy #experience #i

Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days. ↗

— Todd Barry

#bad days #buddha #days #else #everyone

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors. ↗

— Todd Barry

#doors #find #flight #i #jim