#on

if you follow all the rules, you will miss all the fun ↗

— Katherine Hepburn

#inspirational #humor

An eternity of wishing to speak directly to my Creator - I thought in despair - and this is how He finally contacts me? Through AOL Instant Messenger? ↗

— A.M. Jenkins

#religion #humor

It's not wrong to hustle hustlers. It's like killing murderers, a public service. -Damon Salvatore ↗

— L.J. Smith

#damon-salvatore #diaries #elena #elena-gilbert #gilbert

Missing you is worse than Pittsburgh. ↗

— Salvador Plascencia

#missing-someone #romance #humor

Certainly no one has ever died of an unrequited passion—it's usually the ones that are requited that get people in trouble. ↗

— Mercedes Lackey

#relationships #unrequited-love #humor

Great fiction is the art of a soul. ↗

— Douglas Christiansen

#fiction #personal-philosophy #art

Ethan: "You think I'm a hero?" Beth: "Yes." Ethan: "But lousy husband material?" Like that really mattered to him. Beth: "Don't sweat it. So was Superman. ↗

— Lucy Monroe

#humor #lucy-monroe #marriage #humor

It ain't locked, till it's checked! ↗

— Angelo N. Dallas

#family

loneliness can fly a helicopter through a cut-out shape of a helicopter the same size as the helicopter and that's it's only skill and it isn't good enough but it's still amazing. ↗

— Tao Lin

#loneliness #poetry #skill #humor

But there are things I want to do before I die, a whole list that I know I probably won't get to, but I'm sure as hell going to try. ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#life #humor