#one

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. ↗

— Ray Romano

#born #break #deprivation #everyone #greatest

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out. ↗

— Ray Romano

#go #i #loans #money #never

I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F. ↗

— Ray Romano

#alzheimer #begins #comes #every #giving

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. ↗

— Ray Romano

#clean #clothes #every #get #gets

Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means. ↗

— Ray Romano

#handicap #i #knows #means #well

If someone criticizes me, I strike back. ↗

— Romario

#criticizes #i #me #someone #strike

The tendency of everyone is to evolve. ↗

— Romario

#evolve #tendency

Where we're coming down is we currently have $787 billion of stimulus that's been passed. We're certainly focusing on spending that money as quickly and as efficiently and as transparently as we can. We think that's absolutely the right strategy. ↗

— Christina Romer

#been #billion #certainly #coming #currently

All kinds of celebrities, political ones as well, are increasingly being targeted. In this country, with all the countless guns. ↗

— Cesar Romero

#celebrities #countless #country #guns #increasingly

George Raft may or may not have gone both ways, but he was very sensitive to what they said about him, and it was one factor why he decided to play all those gangsters in the movies. ↗

— Cesar Romero

#both #decided #factor #gangsters #george