#only time

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#accidentally #day #enjoyed #ever #gin

My doctor asked me if I smoked, and I said only when I'm working, golfing, or drinking. Then I realized the only time I don't smoke is when I'm home. I didn't even realize I'd become a smoker. ↗

— Dennis Franz

#become #doctor #drinking #even #golfing

Redistribution of wealth would require enormous amounts of investment. The only time an elite has accepted this has been during crises, such as in America in the 1930s under Roosevelt. ↗

— Susan George

#america #been #crises #during #elite

What I love about a play is that it's such an investment because only time can create a lot of what happens onstage. ↗

— Laura Linney

#because #create #happens #i #i love

Being on stage is the best part of my career. I just say whatever comes into my head. It's the only time I feel grown-up and in control of things. ↗

— Loretta Lynn

#best #best part #career #comes #control

I consider the guitar a tool for the most part. I do pick up the acoustic now and then, I certainly don't have any routine. Usually the only time I practice is when the band gets together. Hendrix has always been one of my favorite players, but I was a sucker for Nugent in the late 1970's. ↗

— Ian MacKaye

#always #any #band #been #certainly

I'm just there to do interviews and stuff, because we have about 40 media people there, so it's a very, very busy week. But that's the only time. I did marry, I think on one show, about 25 couples in Acapulco Bay once, but that was all just for kicks. ↗

— Gavin MacLeod

#bay #because #busy #couples #did

I was very blessed with a good body. Never got hurt. Never was in the hospital. The only time I was in the hospital was when I would get exhausted a little bit, and go in for a check-up or something. ↗

— Willie Mays

#blessed #body #exhausted #get #go

The only time a relationship is good is when you really love them. ↗

— Leighton Meester

#love #only #only time #really #relationship

There are no insoluble problems. Only time-consuming ones. ↗

— James A. Michener

#insoluble problems #ones #only #only time #problems