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Most photographers have some kind of verbal patter going on when they shoot: "Great. Turn to me. Big smile. Less shark eyes. Have fun with it. Not like that." Some photographers are compulsively effusive. "Beautiful. Amazing. Gorgeous! Ugh, so gorgeous!" they yell at shutter speed. If you are anything less than insane, you will realize this is not sincere. It's hard to take because it's more positive feedback than you've received in your entire life thrown at you in fifteen seconds. It would be like going jogging while someone rode next to you in a slow-moving car, yelling, "Yes! You are Carl Lewis! You're breaking a world record right now. Amazing! You are fast. You're going very fast, yes! ↗


— Tina Fey


#beauty

Hale!' Kat cried, but the boy only stared at her. 'Fine,' she conceded. 'I love your boat.' 'Ship.' 'Ship ... Your ship is beautiful. ↗


— Ally Carter


#humor #uncommon #beauty

‎"You will never reach your dreams without honoring others along the way. ↗


— John Paul Warren


#john-paul-warren #leadership #sozo #voice-of-the-nations #dreams

New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It’s not their field. It’s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Here’s what they know about: spray tans, fake boobs and baton twirling. Here’s what they don’t know about: everything else. If I cared about the uninformed opinions of some ditsy beauty queen, I’d join the Tea Party. ↗


— Bill Maher


#evolution #humor #miss-usa #new-rule #political-humor

She was breathtaking in her beauty and her human spirit, he thought, unable to speak as he gazed upon her. Hers was the sort that would not fade or grow jaded with time and years, but flourish, grow more radiant with life and its experience. Hers was a beauty that no other possessed. A beauty he longed to keep, to hide away, to bask in, himself alone. She had become his. He didn’t know when, whether it had been the moment her fingertips had touched him when he was hurt, or if it had grown, like a seed, slowing spreading until Jane had become the root anchoring the shattered pieces of his heart, pulling them tight together until it resembled the organ it should. ↗


— Charlotte Featherstone


#jane #love #romance #sinful #wallingford

Beauty belongs to the sphere of the simple, the ordinary, whilst ugliness is something extraordinary, and there is no question but that every ardent imagination prefers in lubricity, the extraordinary to the commonplace ↗


— Marquis de Sade


#extraordinary #ugliness #beauty

Embrace the pain to inherit the gain. ↗


— Habeeb Akande


#hard-work #inspirational #motivational #inspirational

We're each of us our own chiaroscuro, our own bit of illusion trying to emerge into something solid, something real. We've got to forgive ourselves that. I must remember to forgive myself. Because there's an awful lot of gray to work with. No one can live in the light all the time. ↗


— Libba Bray


#identity #light #beauty

Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes. ↗


— Isaac Marion


#humanity #nora #warm-bodies #zombie-apocalypse #beauty

Her sculptured face was as perfect as a painting. ↗


— Christopher Paolini


#humor #beauty






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