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My kids are starting to notice I'm a little different from the other dads. "Why don't you have a straight job like everyone else?" they asked me the other day. I told them this story: In the forest, there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. Every day, the straight tree would say to the crooked tree, "Look at me...I'm tall, and I'm straight, and I'm handsome. Look at you...you're all crooked and bent over. No one wants to look at you." And they grew up in that forest together. And then one day the loggers came, and they saw the crooked tree and the straight tree, and they said, "Just cut the straight trees and leave the rest." So the loggers turned all the straight trees into lumber and toothpicks and paper. And the crooked tree is still there, growing stronger and stranger every day. ↗


— Tom Waits


#individuality #music #musician #non-conformity #humor

My reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. ↗


— Erica Jong


#film

Most people keep their dreams to themselves, afraid to follow their hearts. Writers make their dreams a reality with each word, each line that flows from their pen. ↗


— C.K. Webb


#ck-webb #dreams #stories-dreams #writing #dreams

God is only a word dreamed up to explain the world ↗


— Gustave Flaubert


#world #dreams

thus with a kiss I die ↗


— William Shakespeare


#romance #die

What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed?" said Black, with a terrible fury in his face. "Only innocent lives, Peter!" "You don't understand!" whined Pettigrew. "He would have killed me, Sirius!" "THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" roared Black. "DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS WE WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU! ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#friends #traitor #treachery #die

Humans, if nothing else, have the good sense to die. ↗


— Markus Zusak


#mortality #die

Five percent of the people think; ten percent of the people think they think; and the other eighty-five percent would rather die than think. ↗


— Thomas A. Edison


#willful-ignorance #die

A small fact: You are going to die....does this worry you? ↗


— Markus Zusak


#die

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. ↗


— Friedrich Nietzsche


#christianity #religion #die






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