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I went to law school. And I became a prosecutor. I took on a specialty that very few choose to pursue. I prosecuted child abuse and child homicide cases. Cases that were truly gut-wrenching. But standing up for those kids, being their voice for justice was the honor of a lifetime. ↗


— Susana Martinez


#became #being #cases #child #child abuse

In New Mexico, I inherited the largest structural deficit in state history, and our legislature is controlled by Democrats. We don't always agree, but we came together in a bipartisan manner and turned that deficit into a surplus. And we did it without raising taxes. ↗


— Susana Martinez


#always #bipartisan #came #controlled #deficit

When I was a young prosecutor, I got called to testify against my boss. I could have backed down, but I didn't. I stood up to him. And he fired me for it. ↗


— Susana Martinez


#backed #boss #called #could #down

The legislature are a little more difficult to educate than the governor is. ↗


— Judy Martz


#educate #governor #legislature #little #more

Newman has it all worked out. I get a million. He gets a million two, but that includes $200,000 expenses. ↗


— Lee Marvin


#get #gets #i #includes #million

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. ↗


— Groucho Marx


#alike #born #democrats #except #people

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. ↗


— Groucho Marx


#art #does #east #hand #know

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. ↗


— Groucho Marx


#course #doctor #feeling #golf #golf course

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. ↗


— Groucho Marx


#born #bring #concerning #depths #diminution

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early. ↗


— Groucho Marx


#boss #early #goes #his #leaves






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