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Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in. ↗


— Stephen King


#life

Belief, hard work, love–you have those things, you can do anything. ↗


— Mitch Albom


#belief #hardwork #life #love #life

life is tough but its tougher when you're stupid ↗


— John Wayne


#knowledge #stupidity #wisdom #life

Lor blows in like he was plastered to the other side of the door. "Escort the kid to clean the fuck up and get that stench off her." "Sure thing, boss." He scowls at me. I scowl right back. Lor points through the glass floor. "See that blonde down there with the big tits? I was about to get laid." "One, I'm too young to hear that kind of stuff, and two, I don't see you carrying a club to knock her over the head with, so how were you going to accomplish that?" Behind me, Ryodan laughs. "You're ruining my night, kid." "Ditto. Ain't life at Chester's grand. ↗


— Karen Marie Moning


#lor #ryodan #life

Living with a whore--even the best whore in the world--isn't a bed of roses. ↗


— Henry Miller


#whores #women #life

You really want to know what being an X-Man feels like? Just be a smart bookish boy of color in a contemporary U.S. ghetto. Mamma mia! Like having bat wings or a pair of tentacles growing out of your chest. ↗


— Junot Díaz


#intelligence #minorities #readers #x-men #intelligence

If you can't, or won't, think of Seymour, then you go right ahead and call in some ignorant psychoanalyst. You just do that. You just call in some analyst who's experienced in adjusting people to the joys of television, and Life magazine every Wednesday, and European travel, and the H-bomb, and Presidential elections, and the front page of the Times, and God knows what else that's gloriously normal. ↗


— J.D. Salinger


#normalcy #life

Divorce is the second worst event in a person’s life. The worst event, of course, is marriage. 
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— Jarod Kintz


#event #horrible #life #marriage #painful

But who knows what she spoke to the darkness, alone, in the bitter watches of the night, when all her life seemed shrinking, and the walls of her bower closing in about her, a hutch to trammel some wild thing in?" (Aragorn about Eowyn, in the Houses of Healing) ↗


— J.R.R. Tolkien


#eowyn #life

Endymion, you are my first love, my only love... even if we're reborn, in another life, we'll find each other... and then... We'll fall in love again... - Princess Serenity ↗


— Naoko Takeuchi


#life






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