#or

Jumping, waving arms, cheering, laughing, head-butting him in the groin, an unfortunate ritual in the Tanner home, very much unappreciated by Jim, but tolerated for the sake of the children, Grace, Bobby and Steven joined Jason next to their father. ↗

— Mike Jackson

#parenting #home

I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up! ↗

— Mark Twain

#humor #mind #humor

[On Oscar Wilde:] "If, with the literate, I am Impelled to try an epigram, I never seek to take the credit; We all assume that Oscar said it. ↗

— Dorothy Parker

#epigrams #humor #oscar-wilde #tribute #wit

Gentlemen, nerd girls are the world’s greatest underutilized romantic resource. ↗

— John Green

#john-green #nerds #romance #humor

Mostly harmless ↗

— Douglas Adams

#humor

there is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to have crossed it. What's up? ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor #humor

Um, uh, gah. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#love #percy-jackson #humor

I had learned that you should always shout louder than your aggressor. ↗

— Marjane Satrapi

#young_adult #humor

Idiot. I told you not to fight the horse thing. ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#humor

I say, look at the melons on that lass,” Ian exclaimed, his gaze now on the TV. “And hung like a stallion, he is.” “Focus, mate,” Spade muttered. ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#ian #porn #humor