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A sure romance killer is to NOT shut the bathroom door. ↗


— Toni Sorenson


#love

The way to an ordinary marriage is the path of least resistance. If you want an extraordinary marriage, you will have to choose it. ↗


— Justin Davis


#marriage #marriage

My wife was always nagging me to wear my seat belt. I got tired of listening, so I spotted a pedestrian to take my place. As we passed each other through the windshield, I handed off my wedding ring. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #hit-and-runs #humor #marriage #marriage

He found that the business of optimism was no mean task. ↗


— F. Scott Fitzgerald


#optimism #work #beauty

Marriage is the legal method devised to end love without pain. ↗


— Tom Morrison


#romance #satire #stock-market #love

I still found literary criticism to be a suspect activity ↗


— Alison Bechdel


#humor

As Tristan left the darkroom he heard Lacey’s soap opera voice. “And so our two heroes part,” she said, “blinded by love, neither of them listening to the wise and beautiful Lacey”—she hummed a little—“who, by the way, is getting a broken heart of her own. But who cares about Lacey?” she asked sadly. “Who cares about Lacey? ↗


— Elizabeth Chandler


#beauty

She blew a warm breeze on his face and rustled his hair and embraced him in a warm haze and he felt her nonthreatening presence. She looked down and saw his face stained with tears, nobody could reach him in his grief but she could. He saw her and blew her a kiss goodbye. She flew down in a haze in a white dress with wings and whispered into his ear “please don’t cry I am in a better place. Marriage was forever. Love and life was forever. My body died but my soul lives on for eternity”. (Katie) “The rain stopped suddenly and the grey sky cleared into a bright blue colour and a glowing warm orange sun appeared to show her appreciation. A perfect blue sky remained on the dark winter’s day until after the ceremony and the hailstone and rain commenced again and the dark sky reappeared as the funeral car drove away ↗


— Annette J. Dunlea


#annette-j-dunlea #irish-writer #love

Every man is a bachelor out of his wife's sight! ↗


— Margaret Way


#husband #marriage #wife #marriage

Hell, I'd even failed with women. Three wives. Nothing really wrong each time. It all got destroyed by petty bickering. Railing about nothing. Getting pissed-off over anything and everything. Day by day, year by year, grinding. Instead of helping each other you just sliced away, picked at this or that. Goading. Endless goading. It became a cheap contest. And once you got into it, it became habitual. You couldn't seem to get out. You almost didn't want to get out. And then you did get out. All the way. ↗


— Charles Bukowski


#marriage #realism #marriage






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