#or

I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#every #i #lived #show #stage

I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#celebrity #child #country #fool #i

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#door #enough #go #i #opened

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#diamonds #floor #god #had #i

I'm nothing more than a sports slave. ↗

— Dennis Rodman

#more #nothing #slave #sports #than

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#bed #country #god #late #limit

What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#before #book #care #fire #fired

I think my favorite album was probably Realization. ↗

— Johnny Rivers

#favorite #i #i think #probably #realization

After that initial success, every chance we got we'd hire that remote recording truck and just record stuff at the Whisky because it was so inexpensive. ↗

— Johnny Rivers

#because #chance #every #got #hire

I have a movie coming out called Spun, which will be at the Toronto Film Fest. ↗

— Eric Roberts

#coming #film #i #movie #out