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Unauthorized use of these MP3 files is really creating a problem for artists in the music community. ↗


— Hilary Rosen


#community #creating #files #mp3 #music

We are going after a targeted group of businesses that are creating opportunities for themselves using other people's property. The Internet has very little to do with this. ↗


— Hilary Rosen


#businesses #creating #going #group #internet

Working moms, stay at home moms, they're both extremely hard jobs. ↗


— Hilary Rosen


#extremely #hard #home #jobs #moms

I was a mechanic at a go-cart place, a deejay at a roller rink, a telemarketer in New York, a grocery bagger. ↗


— Michael Rosenbaum


#i #mechanic #new #new york #place

I'm into classic games like Donkey Kong, and also collect vintage tour t-shirts - everything from Olivia Newton-John to Duran Duran. I've got a Chicago one worth $100. ↗


— Michael Rosenbaum


#chicago #classic #collect #donkey #duran

Though it's a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible. ↗


— Michael Rosenbaum


#ever #head #i #more #opened

The German people is not marked by original sin, but by original nobility. ↗


— Alfred Rosenberg


#german people #marked #nobility #original #original sin

A very magnanimous statement, Gideon,” said Magnus. “I’m Gabriel.” Magnus waved a hand. “All Lightwoods look the same to me. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#gabriel-lightwood #magnus-bane #magnus-bane

I'll be a story in your head. That's okay. We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? 'Cause it was, you know. It was the best. The daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away. Did I ever tell you that I stole it? Well I borrowed it. I was always going to take it back. ↗


— Steven Moffat


#the- #doctor-who

THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL 1. We are here to help you. 2. You will have time to get to your class before the bell rings. 3. The dress code will be enforced. 4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds. 5. Our football team will win the championship this year. 6. We expect more of you here. 7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen. 8. Your schedule was created with you in mind. 9. Your locker combination is private. 10. These will be the years you look back on fondly. TEN MORE LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL 1. You will use algebra in your adult lives. 2. Driving to school is a privilege that can be taken away. 3. Students must stay on campus during lunch. 4. The new text books will arrive any day now. 5. Colleges care more about you than your SAT scores. 6. We are enforcing the dress code. 7. We will figure out how to turn off the heat soon. 8. Our bus drivers are highly trained professionals. 9. There is nothing wrong with summer school. 10. We want to hear what you have to say. ↗


— Laurie Halse Anderson


#school #humor






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