#or

I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm around you. ↗

#its-kind-of-a-funny-story #ned-vizinni #funny

You look angry," he said. "You put me on hold." "For a very good reason." "You put me," she said very, very slowly, "on hold. ↗

— Derek Landy

#humor #skeleton #valykrie #funny

Giving style” to one’s character - a great and rare art! It is exercised by those who see all the strengths and weaknesses of their own natures and then comprehend them in an artistic plan until everything appears as art and reason and even weakness delights the eye. ↗

— Friedrich Nietzsche

#courage #individuality #nonconformity #self-freedom #truth-to-self

Be careful you don't cut yourself. The edges are sharp enough to shave with.' 'Girls don't shave', Arya said. 'Maybe they should. Have you ever seen the septa's legs? ↗

— George R.R. Martin

#a-song-of-ice-and-fire #arya-stark #cutting #funny #george-r-r-martin

We must, we must, we must increase our bust. ↗

— Judy Blume

#humor #mantra #funny

Artists are the serfs of a leisure society. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #funny

I thought clay must feel happy in the good potter's hand. ↗

— Janet Fitch

#art #love #pottery #art

Absurdity and anti—absurdity are the two poles of creative energy. ↗