#or

Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit. ↗

— Ray Romano

#also #am #bit #day #days

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. ↗

— Ray Romano

#born #break #deprivation #everyone #greatest

I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way. ↗

— Ray Romano

#friend #getting #guy #i #idiot

I'm aging, and the world is seeing it. ↗

— Ray Romano

#i #seeing #world

I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F. ↗

— Ray Romano

#alzheimer #begins #comes #every #giving

I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell. ↗

— Ray Romano

#am #going #i #important #jokes

It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing. ↗

— Ray Romano

#common #common denominator #denominator #lot #low

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. ↗

— Ray Romano

#clean #clothes #every #get #gets

I was born in the USA, which many people still find hard to believe. ↗

— Cesar Romero

#born #find #hard #i #i was born

The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience. ↗

— Ray Romano

#audience #comedy #format #gratification #i