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I added to my mental list of the odd things I'd done that day. I'd entertained the police, sunbathed, visited at a mall with some fairies, weeded and killed someone. Now it was powdered-corpse removal time. And the day wasn't over yet. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#humor

I used to think that looking across a pillow into the fabulous face of Buster Keaton would be a more thrilling destiny than any screen career. ↗

— Anita Loos

#sex #stardom #humor

We're of one mind, Grenville and I, and the mind is hers, on account of my being a man and not having one. ↗

— Loretta Chase

#vere #humor

Not only is he mentally challenged, all he has is a couple of scary fangs and absolutely no idea what kind of fire is in this furnace. ↗

— Jayde Scott

#humor #jayde-scott #humor

I have an iron deficiency. You can tell by how wrinkled my clothes are.
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— Jarod Kintz

#clue #clues #humor #insight #insightful

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. ↗

— Arnold Joseph Toynbee

#humor

A girl just asked for SAT scores good enough to get her into Yale. I think she was nine. ↗

— Richelle Mead

#humor

Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings ↗

— Evan Esar

#humor #zoo #humor

Eschew surplusage. ↗

— Mark Twain

#rules-for-writing #humor

I see dead people. But, then by God, I do something about it! ↗

— Dean Koontz

#humor