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I didn't want this man touching me in those places. It wasn't that he was being inappropriate, it was just more that he obviously didn't view me as a person, let alone a scared person with actual feelings. He just saw me as yet another scientific specimen there for his own experimenting. I squeezed my eyes shut, cringing the entire time.


Jessica Verdi


#chronic-illness #dehumanization #doctors #hiv #experience

Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.


Dick Francis


#paraphrased #weirdness #humor

Listen up cowboy, I don’t need my mind changed. I’m perfectly fine the way things are and you don’t know a damned thing about me so if you don’t mind, I really need to get home. Goodbye Tyler.” I turned on my heel and started walking. “Princess, get in the truck, I’ll give you a lift.” He called. “No!” I shouted over my shoulder and kept on walking. “What’s a man got to do for a date with you?!” He shouted back. Oh My God really? “For starters use proper grammar!


K. Larsen


#funny-humor #romance-funny #change

Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. “You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let’s call it a date.” Needless to say he wasn’t Mr. Right.


Kathy Griffin


#promiscuity #sex #dating

Hunger breeds all forms of vices.


Michael Bassey Johnson


#humor #hunger #experience

We have no reason to harbor any mistrust against our world, for it is not against us. If it has terrors, they are our terrors; if it has abysses, these abysses belong to us; if there are dangers, we must try to love them. And if only we arrange our life in accordance with the principle which tells us that we must always trust in the difficult, then what now appears to us as the most alien will become our most intimate and trusted experience.


Rainer Maria Rilke


#experience #terrors #experience

The most important thing for a good marriage is to learn how to argue peaceably.


Anita Ekberg


#good #good marriage #how #important #important thing

In the final round of the game, if your company has admitted women to the play, I do not recommend that you vote for your paramour, or for the member of the company who has taken your fancy. In my experience it rarely leads to success; and your fellows will notice and make fun of your noble gesture for weeks.


James Wallis


#role-playing-game #experience

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.


Edgar Allan Poe


#fool #humor #self-confidence #self-irony #faith

We must beware of yielding to the pressure of a spirit of cowardly conformity which proclaims itself everybody's friend in the hope that everybody will obligingly return the compliment.


Antonin Sertillanges


#distinct #non-conformity #life






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