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The journey home was made short by Ronan’s tales of research on love. He confessed to Katie he was not good at expressing his inner feelings. He adopted the Socratic Method and asked all his friends and family for advice. They proved no help so he enlisted the help of Lovely Lucy Looney, the local librarian. He went and researched love, sex and flirting. He spoke of Lucy’s shock on his many visits to the library and his mortification but Katie’s love was worth all embarrassment. She was touched by his Herculean efforts and knew he was her soul mate


Annette J. Dunlea


#annette-j-dunlea #irish-writer #family

Next, the cranky priest was waiting for Emily when she returned home and demanded to hear her confession. Funnily, she omitted her great sex life and just listed cursing and disobeying her parents and asked for any other sins to be forgiven. The priest was a wise old owl and had a long chat with her afterwards. He had worked himself up into a fury and talked about immoral sex. He warned her that once a girl got a bad name her reputation was gone for ever and she was on a slippery slope to pregnancy and been hidden away in the Magdalene Laundries for the rest of her life.


Annette J. Dunlea


#home

I haven’t even really tried to win you over, Roza. When I want to, I can be very persuasive.


Richelle Mead


#foretold #rose-hathaway #vampire-academy #rose-hathaway

I’ll love you until the last petal falls, Jules.


Laura Miller


#first-love #forever #love #love

Alas! Earwax!


J.K. Rowling


#humor #humor

I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #molly-weasley #humor

I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.


Bill Watterson


#humor

Teamwork was more accepted 40 years ago.


Ken Olsen


#ago #more #teamwork #years

I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.


Jarod Kintz


#argue #arguments #chores #cynicism #desire

Blaire, This teardrop represents many things. The tears I know you’ve shed over holding your mother’s piece of satin. The tears you’ve shed over each loss you’ve experienced. But it also represents the tears we’ve both shed as we’ve felt the little life inside you begin to move. The tears I’ve shed over the fact I’ve been given someone like you to love. I never imagined anyone like you Blaire. But every time I think about forever with you I’m humbled that you chose me. This is your something blue. I love you, Rush


Abbi Glines


#happiness #lost #love #new-beginnings #imagination






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