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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. ↗

— Dave Barry

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Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything. ↗

— Dave Barry

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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. ↗

— Dave Barry

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There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake. ↗

— Todd Barry

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Everything has been said, and we are more than seven thousand years of human thought too late. ↗

— Jean de la Bruyere

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The best time to make friends is before you need them. ↗

— Ethel Barrymore

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California is an unbelievable state. One day I might be in a spiritual place like Joshua Tree, then before I know it, I'm eating groovy sushi in a mini-mall. I'm a Cali girl through and through. ↗

— Drew Barrymore

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The reason of the close concurrence between the individual's progress and that of the race appears, therefore, when we remember the dependence of each upon the other. ↗

— James M. Baldwin

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I bow before the authority of special men because it is imposed upon me by my own reason. ↗

— Mikhail Bakunin

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We speculate as to what is in store for us. But we not only undergo events, we in part cause them or at least influence their course. We have not only to study them but to act. ↗

— Emily Greene Balch

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