#orr

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#break #convenience #escalator #just #never

Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#disillusion #go #here #i #i am

Being the object of Alfred Hitchcock's obsession was horrific, but while he ruined my career, he could never ruin my life. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#being #career #could #hitchcock #horrific

I don't know if you have ever been the object of someone's obsession - but if it's not of your desire, it is horrible. It is really awful. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#been #desire #ever #horrible #i

The first thing is to be patient, which is probably the hardest thing to do. Don't worry if blokes are whacking you out of the park because you still have the opportunity to get him out next ball, even if it's not the same ball. ↗

— Shane Warne

#be patient #because #blokes #even #first

To be the object of someone's obsession is horrible. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#object #obsession #someone

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events. ↗

— Robert A. Heinlein

#correct #events #ever #fun #march

Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do. ↗

— Robert A. Heinlein

#does #long #machinery #never #supposed

It will be a difficult couple of days. It's difficult now and it will be difficult tomorrow. ↗

— Gary Neville

#days #difficult #now #tomorrow #will

Do, What you're going to do in longevity. Not just what happens tomorrow. ↗

— Skitch Henderson

#happens #just #longevity #tomorrow #you