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If you have love in you, it's a strength. But if you are in love, it's a weakness.


Sergei Lukyanenko


#boris-ignatievich-geser #love #love

I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour.



Jarod Kintz


#efficiency #entitled #entitlement #funny #government

They don't fit you?" V asked his roommate. "Not the point. No offense, but these are wicked Village People." Butch held his heavy arms out and turned in a circle, his bare chest catching the light. "I mean, come on." "They're for fighting, not fashion." "So are kilts, but you don't see me rocking the tartan." "And thank God for that. You're too bowlegged to pull that shit off." Butch assumed a bored expression. "You can bite me.


J.R. Ward


#butch-vishous #humor #paranormal-romance #romance #vishous-vampire

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.


Dorothy Parker


#humor #motherhood #parenthood #parenting #humor

Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.


Ambrose Bierce


#children #clothes #clothing #definition #humor

Even if i'm setting myself up for failure, I think it's worth trying to be a mother who delights in who her children are, in their knock-knock jokes and earnest questions. A mother who spends less time obseessing about what will happen, or what has happened, and more time reveling in what is. A mother who doesn't fret over failings and slights, who realizes her worries and anxieties are just thoughts, the continuous chattering and judgement of a too busy mind. A mother who doesn't worry so much about being bad or good but just recognizes that she's both, and neither. A mother who does her best, and for whom that is good enough, even if, in the end, her best turns out to be, simply, not bad.


Ayelet Waldman


#parenting #business

The time has come for me to pursue other interests outside of Yahoo.


Jerry Yang


#interests #me #other #outside #pursue

When it was over, I was so happy, I felt like crying. I wanted to win this one for Casey. After what I did in Brooklyn, he could have forgotten about me and who would blame him? But he gave me another chance and I'm grateful.


Don Larsen


#after #another #blame #brooklyn #casey

I'm developing some other things in other genres, including one dramatic piece. So, anything's possible.


Jay Roach


#developing #dramatic #genres #i #including

They loved the sea. They taught themselves to sail, to navigate and read the weather. Without their mother's knowledge and long before she thought them old enough to sail outside the harbor, they were piloting their catboat all the way to the Isles of Shoals. They were on the return leg of one such excursion when the fickle weather of early spring took an abrupt turn and the sky darkened and the sun vanished and the wind came squalling off the open sea. They were a half mile from the harbor when the storm overtook them. The rain struck in a slashing torrent and the swells hove them so high they felt they might be sent flying--then dropped them into troughs so deep they could see nothing but walls of water the color of iron. They feared the sail would be ripped away. Samuel Thomas wrestled the tiller and John Roger bailed in a frenzy and both were wide-eyed with euphoric terror as time and again they were nearly capsized before at last making the harbor. When they got home and Mary Margaret saw their sodden state she scolded them for dunces and wondered aloud how they could do so well in their schooling when they didn't have sense enough to get out of the rain.


James Carlos Blake


#sailing #sea #home






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