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Fever jumped aside just in time to dodge the shower of urine, and stumbled into the path of a religious procession - celebrants in robes and pointed hats whirling and clapping and chanting the name of some old-world prophet, 'Hari, Hari! Hari Potter!'


Philip Reeve


#harry-potter #humour #religion #religion

Draco, do it, or stand aside so one of us -" screeched the woman, but at that precise moment the door to the ramparts burst open once more and there stood Snape, his wand clutched in his hand as his black eyes swept the scene, from Dumbledore slumped against the wall, to the four Death Eaters, including the enraged werewolf, and Malfoy. "We've got a problem, Snape," said the lumpy Amycus, whose eyes and wand were fixed alike upon Dumbledore, "the boy doesn't seem able -" But somebody else had spoken Snape's name, quite softly. "Severus ..." The sound frightened Harry beyond anything he had experienced all evening. For the first time, Dumbledore was pleading. Snape said nothing, but walked forwards and pushed Malfoy roughly out of the way. The three Death Eaters fell back without a word. Even the werewolf seemed cowed. Snape gazed for a moment at Dumbledore, and there was revulsion and hatred etched in the harsh lines of his face. "Severus ... please ..." Snape raised his wand and pointed it directly at Dumbledore. "Avada Kedavra!


J.K. Rowling


#death #dumbledore #harry-potter #malfoy #shock

I feel I owe you another explanation Harry," said Dumbledore hesitantly. "You may, perhaps, wondered why I never chose you as a prefect? I must confess...that I rather thought...you had enough responsibility to be going on with." Harry looked up at him and saw a tear trickling down Dumbledore's face into his long silver beard.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #prefect #responsibility #responsibility

Yeah, this is night Dudders. This is what we call it when it goes all dark like this! *Dudley goes bright red* I mean when you're in bed! Whatdya mean? Am I supposed to be scared of pillows or something?


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #magic #funny

...Sirius had never kept him waiting before...Sirius had risked everything, always, to see Harry, to help him...If Sirius was not reappearing out of that archway when Harry was yelling for him as though his life depended on it, the only possible explanation was that he could not come back...That he really was...


J.K. Rowling


#death #depressing #harry-potter #j-k-rowling #sad

I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!


J.K. Rowling


#funny #harrypotter #lol #safety #weasley

I was working on 'Harry Potter' while I was growing up, and the attention it brought me made me feel quite isolated.


Emma Watson


#brought #feel #growing #growing up #harry

I won the lottery. I don't care what it costs.


Jack Whittaker


#costs #i #lottery #won

And what could be a hotter ticket than the improbable triumph of 'The Book of Mormon,' the musical-comedy moon shot of the season? Its creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, of Comedy Central's 'South Park,' are the most unlikely Rodgers and Hammerstein team ever to bowl a thundering strike.


James Wolcott


#bowl #central #comedy #could #creators

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!


Bob Hope


#bar #gets #hotter #i #like






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