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While I did not fancy myself a particularly good person, I never thought my first real sexual action would be prostitutional. ↗


— John Green


#the-fault-in-our-stars #sexuality

Know your own happiness. You want nothing but patience- or give it a more fascinating name, call it hope. ↗


— Jane Austen


#self-actualization #names

Religion and nationalism? I defecate on the altar of religious conviction, and wipe my arse on the flag of national pride. ↗


— Ian Martin


#fiction #social-satire #south-africa #religion

Okay, okay.” I set my hand on top of his and guide it to my chest, so it’s right over my heart. “Feel my heartbeat. Can you feel it?” “Yes.” “Feel how steady it is?” “It’s fast.” “Yes, well, that has nothing to do with the box.” I wince as soon as I’m done speaking. I just admitted to something. Hopefully he doesn’t realize that. ↗


— Veronica Roth


#tobias #tris #realization

There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we expect everything of them but obedience. ↗


— Anatole Broyard


#everything #expect #expected #nothing #obedience

I believe that Marrakech ought to be earned as a destination. The journey is the preparation for the experience. Reaching it too fast derides it, makes it a little less easy to understand. ↗


— Tahir Shah


#marrakech #travel #experience

Amid a world of noisy, shallow actors it is noble to stand aside and say, 'I will simply be. ↗


— Henry David Thoreau


#noble

Now wait a second..." Kenneth butted in. "Yeah, we haven't asked you the questions yet," Brandon finished for Kenneth. "Yeah, like what are your intentions toward our little Ryan," Patrick added, smirking. "What do you do for a living?" Brandon added. "Can you support Ryan's shoe fetish?" Kenneth threw his question in too. "Hmm, okay, here are my answers. I plan on feeding him, dancing with him and God willing fucking him until he can't walk straight. I help infertile chickens have baby chickens, and I think so. I'm hoping his feet are about my size. We can share shoes and everything," Phillip answered. ↗


— Crystal Rose


#humour #gay

Girls think they’re only allowed to wear dresses on formal occasions, but I like a woman who says, you know, I’m going over to see a boy who is having a nervous breakdown, a boy whose connection to the sense of sight itself is tenuous, and gosh dang it, I am going to wear a dress for him. ↗


— John Green


#the-fault-in-our-stars #connection

Ladies, we are at a massive disadvantage in the workplace. Your male peers are flirting with their male bosses constantly. The average workplace is like f*cking Bromancing the Stone. That’s basically what male bonding is. Flirting. They’re flirting with each other playing golf, they’re flirting with each other going to the football, they’re flirting with each other chatting at the urinals – and, sadly, flirting with each other in after-hours visits to strip clubs and pubs. They are bonding with each other over their biological similarities. If the only way you can bond with them is over you biological differences, you go for it. Feel pressurised to actually f*ck them if you do? Then don’t flirt. Find it an easy way to just crack on? Then crack on – and don’t blame other women for doing it. ↗


— Caitlin Moran


#humour #biology






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