#out

Don't forget this club nearly went out of extinction last year. ↗

— Alan Smith

#extinction #forget #last #last year #nearly

When you're a kid that's all you want to do, go out and play football. ↗

— Alan Smith

#go #kid #out #play #play football

If you wish to make a man look noble, your best course is to kill him. What superiority he may have inherited from his race, what superiority nature may have personally gifted him with, comes out in death. ↗

— Alexander Smith

#comes #course #death #gifted #him

Men don't even ask me out. I can't remember the last time I was asked out on a date, and I'm talking years here. I spend my life more and more alone. ↗

— Anna Nicole Smith

#ask #asked #date #even #here

About every four years, someone says to me, 'I've got a friend who looks exactly like you.' What can you say to this? ↗

— Arthur Smith

#every #exactly #four #friend #got

Because comedy is cheap to put on: if you've got a play or an opera, there's a whole load of people and a set, but comedy is just one man or woman. And because TV has learned to love comics - there's so many more around now than when I started out. ↗

— Arthur Smith

#because #cheap #comedy #comics #got

Global warming, the ongoing destruction of the planet, Third World debt, the uselessness of the railways, the takeover by the corporations, the scary George Bush person: all these things are important and should be animating me into outrage. Yet somehow they do not. ↗

— Arthur Smith

#bush #corporations #debt #destruction #george

It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance. ↗

— Arthur Smith

#appearance #because #compared #famous #gauge

Running with others can help get you out when you might otherwise blow it off. ↗

— Frank Shorter

#get #help #might #off #others

So, in a way I was hedging and saying that if the Olympic stuff doesn't work out at least I can be a lawyer. ↗

— Frank Shorter

#i #i can #lawyer #least #olympic