#ow

I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton; I'm not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I'm a black man. ↗

— Mike Epps

#black #bought #cause #ed #episodes

I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude. ↗

— Mike Epps

#i #know #people #think #why

I've been with this young lady for about two years now, and my life changed. I don't even think that way no more. I feel good, too, that I'm changed. Now I feel regular. I feel like I'm supposed to. ↗

— Mike Epps

#been #changed #even #feel #feel good

She didn't break his heart, but I feel like a man is supposed to be a man, he ain't supposed to be all involved in that. That's why she got sisters and friend for. Just show up with the ring and act right. ↗

— Mike Epps

#be a man #break #feel #friend #got

There were times when I blundered and got the dreaded look from the lads. But that was a good sign. It showed I'd attempted something I'd not tried before. ↗

— John Bonham

#before #blundered #dreaded #good #good sign

I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in a caravan. ↗

— John Bonham

#before #blow #caravan #dare #drink

You would be surprised of films that people just don't see. You know what I mean? I'm always working and I'm a film buff but I'm an old school film buff. ↗

— Mike Epps

#buff #film #films #i #just

They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh. ↗

— Mike Epps

#call #come #comedy #dealers #down

To his doctrines I owe my great and glorious ambition for the sex to which I proudly belong and whose independence I shall defend until my dying day. ↗

— Rosa Bonheur

#belong #day #defend #doctrines #dying

Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food. ↗

— Joseph Epstein

#food #ice #ice cream #like #oneself