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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. ↗

— Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. ↗

— Steven Wright

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If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? ↗

— Steven Wright

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If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses. ↗

— Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. ↗

— Steven Wright

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I'm not, by nature, a collaborator. My biggest influences were people like painters and poets. These are solitary workers. ↗

— Robert Wyatt

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The desire to fly is an idea handed down to us by our ancestors who... looked enviously on the birds soaring freely through space... on the infinite highway of the air. ↗

— Wilbur Wright

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Child psychology and animal psychology are of relatively slight importance, as compared with the sciences which deal with the corresponding physiological problems of ontogeny and phylogeny. ↗

— Wilhelm Wundt

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The tours are campaigns. ↗

— Zakk Wylde

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In the animal world, on the other hand, the process of evolution is characterised by the progressive discrimination of the animal and vegetative functions, and a consequent differentiation of these two great provinces into their separate departments. ↗

— Wilhelm Wundt

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