#pan

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#like #pancake #syrup #trap #waffle

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#down #happening #hero #hold #holds

Honest to God, all my life I have had such a fear of spiders. In fact, I use to have a reoccurring dream about one. Very clearly, it was black with a red head. It would sit up in the corner of the bedroom and when it started getting closer, I would wake up in a panic. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#bedroom #black #clearly #closer #corner

But maybe because the dot-com world gives people positions at a younger age, and many women are prominent in this business, it will help change the view about who can run big companies. ↗

— Christie Hefner

#age #because #big #big companies #business

My mother thinks I could have even run a larger company. ↗

— Christie Hefner

#company #could #even #i #larger

I live in London and I am a British subject, although I do write in Spanish, of course. ↗

— Guillermo Cabrera Infante

#am #british #course #i #i am

I've had paranoid panic attacks. ↗

— Katherine Heigl

#had #i #panic #paranoid

I'm fortunate that I've been in this business long enough that I've earned the right to be left alone by my record company. ↗

— Don Henley

#been #business #company #earned #enough

Even small cults are a serious cost on the world economy, to victims, their families, employers, friends, and credit-card companies. ↗

— Keith Henson

#cost #cults #economy #employers #even

Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I'd like them to show me the dead bodies from marijuana. But they can't because there aren't any. ↗

— Jack Herer

#because #beer #bodies #companies #dead