#pandas

I would have to hide in the jungle and live wild amoung the pandas ↗

— Diane Messidoro

#pandas #funny

Allen: Maybe it was nothing, but I just got this feeling that we're being watch.... I bet it was a panda... Leenalee: Oh Allen! You think panda's are everywhere in China! Allen: Are they? ↗

— D. Gray Man

#pandas #humor

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife annual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves. ↗

— Lynne Truss

#punctuation #guns