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Words travel as swiftly as desire, so it is possible to send a message of love without them.


Laura Esquivel


#communication #love #speech #communication

It turns out that speeding irresponsibly in a large truck, placing personal wealth ahead of the welfare of others, is one of the greatest sins in the Universe....


Craig Ferguson


#reckless-driving #rules-of-the-universe #speeding #death

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.


Ingrid Bergman


#become #designed #kiss #lovely #nature

It was one of those things they keep in a jar in the tent of a sideshow on the outskirts of a little, drowsy town. One of those pale things drifting in alcohol plasma, forever dreaming and circling, with its peeled, dead eyes staring out at you and never seeing you. It went with the noiselessness of late night, and only the crickets chirping, the frogs sobbing off in the moist swampland. One of those things in a big jar that makes your stomach jump as it does when you see a preserved arm in a laboratory vat.


Ray Bradbury


#drifting #jar #jars #noiselessness #pale

We’re not dreamers. We’re awaking from a dream turning into a nightmare. We’re not destroying anything. We’re watching the system destroy itself.


Slavoj Žižek


#dreams

All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let's get back to the good old-fashioned First Amendment of the good old-fashioned Constitution of the United States -- and to hell with the censors! Give me knowledge or give me death!


Kurt Vonnegut


#education #free-speech #paraphrased #death

You never really learn much from hearing yourself speak.


George Clooney


#education #ego #speech #education

College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.


Bill Gaede


#establishment #gaede #mathematical-physics #mathematicians #mathematics

History is important because it teaches us about the past. And bylearning about the past, you come to understand the present, so that you may make educated decisionsabout the future.


Richelle Mead


#knowledge #teacher-s-speech #teachers-know-best #terwilliger #education

Although initially only few in numbers, it seems my gray hairs have launched an effective peer-pressure campaign intended to convert the others.


Steve Maraboli


#funny #gray-hair #humor #peer-pressure #experience






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