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#peel

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I like making pies. I have a bunch of fruit trees in my backyard. My loquat tree sprouted, and I like making loquat pie. They're really hard to peel and everything, and it took me forever, but they make the best pies. They're amazing.


Kristen Stewart


#backyard #best #bunch #everything #forever

His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim.


Charlotte Curtis


#banana #his #like #peel #sounds

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#condom #food #fruit #funny #humor

It was one of those things they keep in a jar in the tent of a sideshow on the outskirts of a little, drowsy town. One of those pale things drifting in alcohol plasma, forever dreaming and circling, with its peeled, dead eyes staring out at you and never seeing you. It went with the noiselessness of late night, and only the crickets chirping, the frogs sobbing off in the moist swampland. One of those things in a big jar that makes your stomach jump as it does when you see a preserved arm in a laboratory vat.


Ray Bradbury


#drifting #jar #jars #noiselessness #pale

Life is an onion - you peel it year by year and sometimes cry.


Carl Sandburg


#life #onion #peel #years #life






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