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Somewhere in the cosmos, he said, along with all the planets inhabited by humanoids, reptiloids, fishoids, walking treeoids and superintelligent shades of the color blue, there was also a planet entirely given over to ballpoint life forms. And it was to this planet that unattended ballpoints would make their way, slipping away quietly through wormholes in space to a world where they knew they could enjoy a uniquely ballpointoid lifestyle, responding to highly ballpoint-oriented stimuli, and generally leading the ballpoint equivalent of the good life. And as theories go this was all very fine and pleasant until Veet Voojagig suddenly claimed to have found this planet, and to have worked there for a while driving a limousine for a family of cheap green retractables, whereupon he was aken away, locked up, wrote a book and was finally sent into tax exile, which is the usual fate reserved for those who are determined to make fools of themselves in public.


Douglas Adams


#biro #hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy #hitchiker #humor #pens

Full of intrigue, tangled pasts, and raw emotions, [Gambling On A Secret by Sara Walter Ellwood] is guaranteed to keep you turning pages from start to finish and then wishing for one more chapter!


Carolyn Brown


#family-drama #romantic-suspense #western #family

First of all, I’m not a ‘military type.’ Second, I never proclaimed to be a gentleman of any kind. I just like the facts straight up. There’s no bullshit to wade through to get to the truth." Dylan


Sara Walter Ellwood


#family-drama #romantic-suspense #western #family

I believe in love at first sight, and I believe that’s what we’ve got going here. I was willing to die for you. I’m sure as hell not going to pass up a chance to live with you.


Tara Janzen


#romantic-suspense #love

Roger said, 'I don't know about having a shrink around all the time. Are you analyzing me right now?' Sophie rolled her eyes. 'How original. No, I'm not analyzing you. It'd take a whole team of shrinks to figure out your crazy ass, and I simply don't have the time or energy.


Jennifer Lane


#new-job #psychologist #romance #romantic-suspense #with-good-behavior

I pulled in a soft breath. My lungs were starving, crying out for air. I lay still, and a cough tickled at the back of my throat. It always happens when you're hiding, a cough, a sneeze, something. It's stupid. The body decides to screw around with you, even though it knows being quiet is the only way it's going to go on living.


Lilith Saintcrow


#humor

His eyes were twin flakes of ember floating into the night from a roaring inferno. “I won’t let anything happen to you. No matter what I have to do, I will keep you safe.


Airicka Phoenix


#dangerous-games #mystery-suspense #passionate-love #thriller #young-adult

You’re stuck with me.” She sniffled. “Promise?” He rested his forehead against hers. “Cross my heart.


Kaylea Cross


#romance #romantic-suspense #love

I was murdered. Even though my heart continued to beat, I was very much deceased. All faded to black


M.C. Webb


#romance #suspense #thriller #thriller

I'm giving serious thought into eating yor wife” - Hannibal Lecter


Thomas Harris


#suspense #thriller #thriller






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