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I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?" "Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple." "But...you did something nice. Why?" He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?


Rick Riordan


#humor #madness #nice #percy-jackson #sarcasm

It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-" "You invented the internet?" It was my idea, Martha said. Rats are delicious, George said. "It was my idea!" Hermes said. "I mean the internet, not the rats. But that's not the point.


Rick Riordan


#hermes #humor #internet #martha #percy-jackson

Um, uh, gah.


Rick Riordan


#love #percy-jackson #humor

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.


Bill Cosby


#deeper #hear #think #voice #want

Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.


John Green


#humor #paper-towns #humor

Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people." She nodded. "And so...hypothetically, if these to people likes each other, what would it take to get the stupid guy to kiss the girl, huh?" "Oh..." I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows-slow, dumb, and bright red. "Um...


Rick Riordan


#flirting #humor #percy-jackson #rachel-dare #humor

One-time rival and subsequent usurper Secretary of State Seward finally settled into an assessment of Lincoln that, "His confidence and compassion increase every day.


Doris Kearns Goodwin


#confidence #empathy #leadership #personal-growth #leadership

There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that.


Joss Whedon


#perspective #stalking #wit #humor

This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.


Rick Riordan


#heroes-of-olympus #humor #jason-grace #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #the-mark-of-athena

The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. If you would take a man's life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die.


George R.R. Martin


#justice #personal-responsibility #responsibility #life






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