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Hoover Dam," Thalia said. "It's huge." We stood at the river's edge, looking up at a curve of concrete that loomed between the cliffs. People were walking along the top of the dam. They were so tiny they looked like fleas. The naiads had left with a lot of grumbling—not in words I could understand, but it was obvious they hated this dam blocking up their nice river. Our canoes floated back downstream, swirling in the wake from the dam's discharge vents. "Seven hundred feet tall," I said. "Built in the 1930s." "Five million cubic acres of water," Thalia said. Graver sighed. "Largest construction project in the United States." Zoe stared at us. "How do you know all that?" "Annabeth," I said. "She liked architecture." "She was nuts about monuments," Thalia said. "Spouted facts all the time." Grover sniffled. "So annoying." "I wish she were here," I said.


Rick Riordan


#grover-underwood #percy-jackson #thalia-grace #zoe-nightshade #architecture

Sometimes the hardest power to master is the power of yielding. -Hestia


Rick Riordan


#mythology #percy-jackson #power #mythology

So Beckendorf was pretty popular?" Leo asked. "I mean-before he blew up?


Rick Riordan


#mythology #percy-jackson #mythology

Did someone just call me the wine dude?” he asked in a lazy drawl. “It’s Bacchus, please. Or Mr. Bacchus. Or Lord Bacchus. Or, sometimes, Oh-My-Gods-Please-Don’t-Kill-Me, Lord Bacchus.


Rick Riordan


#dionysus #gods #humor #names #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians

But she laced her fingers through mine. I remember what she’d told me in New York, about building something permanent, and I thought-just maybe-we were off to a good start.


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #love

My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York. Am I a troubled kid? Yeah. You could say that.


Rick Riordan


#humor #introduction #percy-jackson #school #trouble

I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?" "Look," I said. "I'm sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you our or anything." "Nah. They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb." "Was it hard?" Annabeth asked.


Rick Riordan


#dumb #humor #insult #percy-jackson #rachel-dare

You're a stalker with hooves." "I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.


Rick Riordan


#humor #percy-jackson #stalker #humor

I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?" "Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple." "But...you did something nice. Why?" He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?


Rick Riordan


#humor #madness #nice #percy-jackson #sarcasm

It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-" "You invented the internet?" It was my idea, Martha said. Rats are delicious, George said. "It was my idea!" Hermes said. "I mean the internet, not the rats. But that's not the point.


Rick Riordan


#hermes #humor #internet #martha #percy-jackson






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