#pew

I don't have a computer. A computer's a typewriter. I already have a typewriter. ↗

— Ray Bradbury

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#computer #i #typewriter

I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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#bizarre #dada #funny #humor #hunt