#pol

I'm back... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign 'The Mummy Returns'. ↗

— Margaret Thatcher

#politics #humor

I've always been interested in the relationship between total external surround, culture, the political matrix, technology, etc., and the internal human consciousness. ↗

— Norman Spinrad

#been #between #consciousness #culture #etc

Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door. ↗

— David Shrigley

#humor #regret #shrigley #vandalism #humor

جاء في الأثر أن إمرأة دخلت النار في قطة حبستها، و إذا كنا بالتأكيد أكرم عند الله عز و جل من القطط، فبالتأكيد سيذهب الحزب الوطني إلي النار لأنه لا هو أطعمنا و لا هو تركنا نأكل من خشاش الأرض. ↗

— بلال فضل

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The death of one is a tragedy, but death of a million is just a statistic. ↗

— Marilyn Manson

#death

A flag is supposed to represent everything that a country does. It doesn't only represent the good things. If you burn the flag, you're burning the flag for what you perceive to be the bad things the country has done. it's only a symbol. It's only a piece of cloth. ↗

— George Carlin

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It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#philosophical #politics #wisdom #humor

To have God speak to the heart is a majestic experience, an experience that people may miss if they monopolize the conversation and never pause to hear God's responses. ↗

— Charles Stanley

#experience #god #hear #heart #majestic

We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it... ↗

— P.J. O'Rourke

#government #humor #politics #republicans #humor

I've got daughters. Nine years old and six years old. First of all, I'm gonna teach them about values and morals. But if they make a mistake, I don't want them PUNISHED with a baby. ↗

— Barack Obama

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