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I called the police to report my missing mustache, but they didn’t take me seriously. I’ll bet if I had a mustache, they’d take me seriously. #catch22



Jarod Kintz


#cops #funny #humor #mustache #police

Dave? This is John." "What are you-" Alive? "-in an ambulance or something?" "Yes and no. Are you still at the police station?" "Yeah. We were both-" "Have I died yet?


David Wong


#died-yet #funny #john #police #funny

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.


Dennis Miller


#fat #found #get #likely #more

Great idea," I said. "Call the police. Call the fucking police.


Ava Gardner


#fighting #frank-sinatra #humor #police #humor

If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car


Judy Gold


#police #wisdom #humor

If you are a policeman and if an order is given to you to attack brutally the peaceful protesters, only one option will keep you in the category of human: To refuse the order and to resign! Always listen to the voice of your conscience! Refuse the evil orders of the evil men! This will bring you good honour.


Mehmet Murat ildan


#men

A primary purpose of the police is to enforce the delusions of those with lots of green paper.


Derrick Jensen


#money #police #money

Money can buy the necessary police order. Justice is sold to the highest bidder


Rohinton Mistry


#injustice #police #unjust #money

Madmen, criminals, and rapists! Isn’t it fantastic? All the romantic proposals I’ve ever got from anybody. Somebody up there has an extremely dark sense of humour.


Olga Núñez Miret


#police-procedural #psychiatry #rape #serial-killer #romantic

I think the success of democracy is not really police security; it's the presence of a broad middle class. The stronger the middle class of a people is, the less you have to worry about one group coming in and exploiting the democratic process for its own ends.


King Abdullah II


#broad #class #coming #democracy #democratic






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