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Nothing panics politicians like $4 a gallon gas.


John Sununu


#gas #like #nothing #panics #politicians

Politicians have limited power. They can't impose morality on themselves. How can they impose it on the country?


Cal Thomas


#how #impose #limited #morality #politicians

The markets want to force us to do certain things. That we won't do. Politicians have to make sure that we're unassailable, that we can make policy for the people.


Angela Merkel


#certain things #for the people #force #make #markets

Advertising men and politicians are dangerous if they are separated. Together they are diabolical.


Phillip Adams


#dangerous #diabolical #men #politicians #separated

It’s scary to be a woman on a blind date. For all she knows the man she is meeting up with could be a rapist, a murderer, or, God forbid, a politician.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #murderer #politician #politics #rapist

Ancient politicians talked incessantly about morality and virtue; our politicians talk only about business and money. One will tell you that in a particular country a man is worth the sum he could be sold for in Algiers; another, by following this calculation, will find countries where a man is worth nothing, and others where he is worth less than nothing. They assess men like herds of livestock. According to them, a man has no value to the State apart from what he consumes in it. Thus one Sybarite would have been worth at least thirty Lacedaemonians. Would someone therefore hazard a guess which of these two republics, Sparta or Sybaris, was overthrown by a handful of peasants and which one made Asia tremble?


Jean-Jacques Rousseau


#money #politicians #sparta #valor #virtue

Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises.


Jarod Kintz


#politician #politics #promises #funny

A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.


James Freeman Clarke


#generation #next #next election #politician #statesman

Live Like a Raj Thakare and Die Like a Balasaheb Thakare.


Sagar Ugale


#life #politicians #politics #life

A dirty diaper doesn’t double as a dishrag, and a politician doesn’t double as a savior.



Jarod Kintz


#humor #politicians #politics #funny






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