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Rename your “To-Do” list to your “Opportunities” list. Each day is a treasure chest filled with limitless opportunities; take joy in checking many off your list.


Steve Maraboli


#opportunities #to-do-list #treasure-chest #experience

Any game becomes important when you know and love the players.


W.P. Kinsella


#love

That could be a very sexy story.


LynDee Walker


#humor #mystery #news #reporter #women

I've never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.


Leo Durocher


#humor #sports #umpires #humor

Ambition is a funny thing. It’s like being a Trekkie in that if you admit to it, those around you are mock supportive of your confidence but are quick to call you a loser behind your back. Or maybe that’s the opposite of being a Trekkie.


Christy Leigh Stewart


#geek-humor #geekery #nerdy #star-trek #support

Even our recreation was scheduled. There was no time to look for birds or wander into the nearby woods. We were put into teams and sent into violent pursuit of a helpless ball.


Gloria Whelan


#imagination #organized-sports #play #recreation #sports

There is a funny story I always tell my students...when I came for the first time to the US. I didn’t speak English (Only Spanish) & I saw on every door the word “exit” which in Spanish means Success = Exito. And then I said :”No wonder Americans are winners ,every door they take leads to success” ~smile :)


Pablo


#funny #humor #opportunity #success #funny

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.


George Brett


#sports #funny

On this important anniversary, we must remember that while we have come a long way in eliminating barriers, critical work remains to ensure all Americans can live up to their full potential.


Jim Ramstad


#anniversary #barriers #come #critical #eliminating

The second thing that I struck me was that people are not, contrary to popular belief, rude. Not in the slightest. In fact, most of them are exceptionally polite. What they are, however – and what is, I think, mistaken by many as rudeness – is busy. So busy you almost feel sorry for them. So busy that you wish Brita would start putting Valium in their filters.


Sarah Reiley


#business






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